The Wrong Plane

After 'Never Let Me Go' (do let that film go, by all means) and a hazy half sleep the plane touched down. Luckily the captain had a midi keyboard to welcome flyers back to Earth....

Plane Music by Billy Barrington

The Air Conditioned estate car awaited 'Lansey Cockram' at the airport. The car park sodden and piss stained could have come out of Walthemstow, the sky, once outside, was maybe a little too blue. The tired travelers fell asleep soon enough, luckily the audio recorder was left on. When listened to it revealed that Lansey and Billy had seemingly traveled through a cacophony of bird like traffic.

Mumbai Beeping Taxis by Billy Barrington


Their first doubts emerged when they looked out of their Hotel window. 'Huh, that's familiar' Lansey observed.

Mumbai hotel window by Billy Barrington




Venturing outside into what should have been Mumbai (Bombay) their worst fears were proven true. They had got on the wrong plane. They were in London, or an alternate tropical version at least.

or was it Paris?